Misplaced.
Semanticsshesh
Misplaced.
Semanticsshesh
broke axle
broken necks
Passé
their conversation had been going
well somewhat lucid despite they were high
So you say! I don’t think so.
I’m not following you; it doesn't sound complimentary.
Wanna hit yer brakes Raised in a barn does it sound complimentaryyare not an
idiot Run the possibilities through yer
skull Raised in a barn
I don't like it. It doesn’t sound complimentary.
The Muppets? Yeah, of course, I remember Jim Henson performing on Ed Sullivan with the frog, Kermit.
Right on Ya watched on the West Coast in colour and I
watched in the Midwest black an white Youll remember the Ed Sullivan gigs spun Henson onto television with his own
show The Muppets
Yes.
The two old cantankerous farts in
the balcony they heckled
Yeah.
Statler and Waldorf
Christ. Your girl thinks of us, talks
of us to others as if we’re two old farts.
I am I crack myself up Christ man gotta learn to laugh at yourselfya know Laugh an the world laughs with ya weep anya
weep alone
which is why he attained kneejerk
reflexes 3+ on scale not normal
rather supranormal
it was at a pool party
it was expected to be a hot and blue
afternoon
a small gathering
Barbecue
Yes. Got steaks, sausages, chicken,
peppers, onion, corn . . and for you, my freakfriend, sweetbreads.
Sounds like a deal
You’ll be there?
You invited me
I did; good.
Good
Aw come on, what’s life without
surprises?
You wouldn’t do that to me.
Not unprovoked
You don’t, I know, I was running at
the mouth . words beginning with w.
Ouch. I’m a friend. Thought you might
pull your punch.
the water was refreshing
a little later this fellow walked
up
he had his back to him
his antenna fixed him as he walked
up from behind
I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to
startle you.
Nevertheless
We haven’t meet. I saw Gabb . Gabrielle
earlier . . and wanted to have a word with her, however you’ve been dominating
her time.
he disliked the misconception of fight or flight
Perhaps later. she replied
before he left he got Gabrielles
number
You’ll call? she asked
I will We have a lot to talk about
she reached out and taking his
hand she squeezed it warmly I’m looking forward
to it. Good night.
Maybe again some other time?
Maybe
walking out of the patio up the
sideyard he picked up on the fellow somewhere at his back watching him leave
Divining?
Really? said a third of the four
Yah Its simple the platypus an Ive seen underwater photographs of some mightytrippy
characters too
he hypothesiseddivined an intelligent
sperm a gamete hanging to the back of the fray behind waveswave
after wave after waves brothers annihilated haplesshopeless haploids handed
their asses then he lungeshe charms the
pants off The Death Star ovum because
this particular gamete gots game gots a brain equaling ninety percent of its motile body
mass
Ninety percent? number four speaks That’s ridiculous.
Your first words are supposed to
be Mamma Whereya been
That’s ridiculous.
Ninety percent hes a fuckin genius The Death Star is elated to absorb him
My hypothesis Average human head weighs eleven poundsbrains
three pounds Ya go onesixty just shy two percent of your body weight is
your brain
time for radio silence
he knew that in ’85 Chinese
researchers suggested that there might be an ovulation-inducing factor (thats OIF)
in semen
Gametes got soul baby
That’s ridiculous!
threefifty down the road it
occurred to him he might want to call into work regarding his absence
he pictured Abigailnot Abby at
the telephone she had a habit of trying
to hold the receiver between a crept shoulder and her ear the phone always slipped offaway and down she captured
it if thats accurate
in her scoopedneck pullover it got
hungup in her freakingamazing cleavage
he stuck around to watch her
rescue it anevery time he found himself jealous
of the inanimate object
he fondled the white turquoise
pieces they were tumbled smoothed
polished
he stopped a ranch hand and the young
man mentionedpointing to the tree line above the pasture Beyond the trees was where the cow birthed and
she often takes the calf up there. If she has, there was no telling when she might
return. She been secretive, but that might be expected, this is her first calf.
he thanked him
it felt like another hour
passed
he started for the main gate
several hunred metres off but after sixtyseventy something gripped himchanged
his mind made him doubleback
forty metres off laid a white lamb a cow buffalo stood just directly behind it
he watched until nearly nightfall
the same hand approached him and
said they were closing since hed been
the only one there they let him stay on usually the ranch closed at six so not to disrupt the herd though he said he thought hed never seen them
more at ease
he thanked the young man waved to the calf and its mother yelled Thank you his yell didnt disturb the animals
slips of paper were in the tray
with the stones
he spent another day at the ranch
but only caught glimpses of the white buffalo his mother had taken him up to the tree line and behind the hill
he left the following morning
two days after his crosscountry return
sitting in his covey his spiteful work station Ya
gotta do whaya gotta do he read in the LA paper that the
day before the world-famous three-week old white buffalo and his mother were killed
struck by lightning during a savage rainstorm
he folded the paper and set it
down on his keyboard
he grabbed his coffee cup left
his cubicle went through the tall swinging door into the lobby past Abigail up
the staircase to the kitchen via a switchback ad hoc balcony above the lobby
he made then poured himself some black coffee and wandered out onto the balcony
he watched Abigail from above
she looked up waved to him
he waved back
she pulled her hair back with one
hand
The Death Star
an ovum in the black space of a
uterus is the original Death Star
for hunredsmillions of sperm it
was a toxic deadly environment
The Death Star ovum
Yup
Don’t yup and nod your head.
he loved arguing with himself
he yuppedhe nodded
Makes no sense; nonsense.
Thats because yare full of shitnot
open to things unlike many of your cohorts
If something is alive it is conscious A gamete is aliveHell even atoms are aware of other atoms
At an atomic level.
he
thanked his lucky stars yet again
I wasnt
What were you talking about? You
said empty chamber.
I did
Empty chamber, what empty chamber?