22.5.21

 

their conversation had been going well somewhat lucid   despite they were high

then atasudden his cohort sidekick wingman went off
blazed to the sky
took exception
               
Jesus man nothing to get worked up overpanties in a bunch

So you say! I don’t think so.

Oh  but you areyou definitely are 
                                    he had shared a simple matter frankly certainly not worth the exercisethe animation his cohort suddenly brought to itgot him rattled which made him laughencouraged him that made him anxious to dismiss or dissuade him of his daughters observation she remarkedwhich set them off on a tear of laughter Dad, I figured it wouldn’t bother to you, but I’ve been referring to, relating to family and my friends, that the pair of you are like Statler and Waldorf.
              they howled hed always been able to laugh at himself

Who? Statler and Waldorf? I don’t know who they are.

Ya raised in a barn
                    An imagine  yer bugged by what you donknow 

I’m not following you; it doesn't sound complimentary.

Wanna hit yer brakes Raised in a barn  does it sound complimentaryyare not an idiot Run the possibilities through yer skull  Raised in a barn

I don't like it. It doesn’t sound complimentary.

It isnt 

              Ya didnt watch The Muppets when we were kids

The Muppets? Yeah, of course, I remember Jim Henson performing on Ed Sullivan with the frog, Kermit.

Right on Ya watched on the West Coast in colour and I watched in the Midwest black an white Youll remember the Ed Sullivan gigs spun Henson onto television with his own show The Muppets

Yes.

The two old cantankerous farts in the balcony they heckled

Yeah.

Statler and Waldorf

Christ. Your girl thinks of us, talks of us to others as if we’re two old farts.

Actually one  You
                   I see makeup ahead of time before we go out  Gotta play the part yer foil  Im only here to emphasis and enhance your qualities 
                             he couldnt keep a straight facebusted a gut laughing 

Oh, you’re funny, you're so funny.

I am I crack myself up  Christ man gotta learn to laugh at yourselfya know Laugh an the world laughs with ya weep anya weep alone

his cohort started growling about something 
                                             but as he did he turned asidewiping his eyesyet chuckling and when they cleared he saw across the street from him Farmer’s Market in the public park while he entertained their conversation a vending truck pulled in Sugar Lips  Mini Donuts 
                                                    donuts never crossed his mind
What are you smiling about?

When ya smile nobody has a clue whayer thinking 
                                                      Besides cant letya in Its age appropriate an Im not sure yer appropriate enough 
                     donuts never crossed his mind 
reminded him of Elle
white sand beach
Gulf coast of Florida           

1440,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  12  5. 21
1124,  Saturday,  22  5. 21

 

when something stinks ya call it out
                                     ya call it out immediately so it doesnt build and stink to the high heavens
if it gets that bad 
                  better off to burn it to the ground sterilise cleanse it  for it is beyond correction  beyond fumigation

which is why he attained kneejerk reflexes  3+ on scale  not normal    rather supranormal

it went well with his assertiveness 
                                     he be a walkintalkin fashion statement
if he wasnt walkinreadin

 

it was at a pool party

it was expected to be a hot and blue afternoon

a small gathering

baited
        There’ll be some real lookers . . in bathing suits.

Barbecue

Yes. Got steaks, sausages, chicken, peppers, onion, corn . . and for you, my freakfriend, sweetbreads.

Sounds like a deal

You’ll be there?

You invited me

I did; good.

Good

Yes. Some people were interested if you were going to be there, I can tell them yes.


Who are these people

Aw come on, what’s life without surprises?

I donwanna surprise you 
                            Miserable if your soiree is blownup

You wouldn’t do that to me.

Not unprovoked

What’s to provoke you? It’s going to be wonderful; water, women, win . .
. . I don drink wine

You don’t, I know, I was running at the mouth . words beginning with w.

Wrong 
         Yare the last person Id expect to attempt clever

Ouch. I’m a friend. Thought you might pull your punch.

Nope 




a bright blue and yellow bikini afternoon

the water was refreshing

they didnt share the same opinion of lookers
                                               there was a looker she was intelligent which made her robustly more lookerish

they hit up religion politics sex BAM BAM  BAM Thankya maam
                                                                   she was refreshing


a little later this fellow walked up

he had his back to him

she was looking down into her drinkstirring it with her finger 
                                                                 it was an attractive habit he found it fetching she stirred her drink then put her finger in her mouth it was provocative  when she withdrew her finger her lips remained puckered 
           she pulled it off well

his antenna fixed him as he walked up from behind

he turned quickly
                   Not a good way to approach me  the change in his timbre startled her

I thought Gabby . .
. . Gabrielle

Gabrielle. Yes. I thought she might have said she saw me coming up . .
. . She didnt 
             We were discussing in depth

I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to startle you.

You didnt


Nevertheless.

Nevertheless

We haven’t meet. I saw Gabb . Gabrielle earlier . . and wanted to have a word with her, however you’ve been dominating her time.

she had come up alongside him
                                 her arm briefly at his then remaining within his aura
he didnt look at her 
                     Have I been dominating you Gabrielle
No.
    she had quit stirring her drink

I havent been dominating her time Weve been talking Youll have to wait your turn


the fellow was sizing him up

he didnt size him
                   his antenna informed him  he was a divining rodhe picked up on offensive before offensive usually opened its mouth  it had a smell  anhe was quick to itquick to stifle it if he could if it thought to roll
he was alert  aware
                        it bothered him that offensiveness had grown more prevalent

he disliked the misconception of fight or flight

he only had fight


the fellow excused himself Perhaps we can talk later, Gabrielle.

Perhaps later. she replied


perhaps they did

 


before he left he got Gabrielles number

You’ll call? she asked

I will We have a lot to talk about

she reached out and taking his hand she squeezed it warmly I’m looking forward to it. Good night.

he squeezed her hand in return Me too 


he located his buddy thanked him for the invite the food and drink for the opportunity to meet Gabrielle wished him good night

Maybe again some other time?

Maybe

 

walking out of the patio up the sideyard he picked up on the fellow somewhere at his back watching him leave 

his antenna never failed
 
1751,  Saturday,  8  5. 21
1152,  Reggae Friday,  21  5. 21
Northbound  Coming or Going  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRjg9a6FEeg

21.5.21


they were in the midst of a bender 
                                   of course they were  and bending  while not responsible for the probability or reality or likelihood of what they spokeengendered begat he liked the notion of begetting he insisted they were nevertheless authentic  they were divining

Divining?

Damnright divining 
                   Gawds aint got nothing on us  matter of fact Im thinking they were probably sitting around stoned too It was cooler back then

Really? said a third of the four

Yah Its simple  the platypus  an Ive seen underwater photographs of some mightytrippy characters too 

 

he hypothesiseddivined an intelligent sperm a gamete hanging to the back of the fray behind waveswave after wave after waves brothers annihilated haplesshopeless haploids handed their asses then he lungeshe charms the pants off The Death Star ovum  because this particular gamete gots game gots a brain equaling ninety percent of its motile body mass

Ninety percent? number four speaks That’s ridiculous.

Your first words are supposed to be Mamma   Whereya been

That’s ridiculous.

Ninety percent hes a fuckin genius The Death Star is elated to absorb him

That’s ridiculous!

                       the other two are off in a stupor somewhere  too high now to form words in their mouths

My hypothesis Average human head weighs eleven poundsbrains three pounds Ya go onesixty just shy two percent of your body weight is your brain

That’s ridiculous! 


he had to be stuck in a loop 
                              Flamingos are pink 
That’s ridiculous!

Yare fucked up man Shuddup


That’s ridiculous!

 

time for radio silence


 

he knew that in ’85 Chinese researchers suggested that there might be an ovulation-inducing factor (thats OIF) in semen

Adams some cat appropriate Wheres Eve a Canadian researcher injected altered seminal fluid into a female llamas hindquarter to see if the molecule would survive and effect ovulation or be destroyed 
                                                                                         the mysterious elixir turned out to be a protein crucial to the development and survival of sensory neurons  a neural growth factor (thats NGF)

Adams wrote that NGF in male sperm not so hapless after all actually travels through the females bloodstream to her brain causing her hypothalamus and pituitary gland to release hormones required for pregnancy 
                                                                                                the precise mechanisms how the OIF-NGF acts on the hypothalamus and pituitary are still begging to be determined 


Its because ninety percent of sperm is brain

Gametes got soul baby

 

 

That’s ridiculous!

Good timing he thought but without merit   he was definitely stuck in a loop a genteel Tourette 


Gametes got soul

approaching 1700-ishness, Saturday,  8  5. 21
1400,  Thursday,  20  5. 21

20.5.21



white turquoise
                 at Native Spirit Lodge it was the descriptionthe association with the white buffalo that sold him

he had a deep abiding affection for buffalo since he was a boy

 

he traveled to Wisconsin Janesville when he read an account of the birth of a white male buffalo threw together some clothing toiletry tent sleeping bag and lit out drove crosscountry

threefifty down the road it occurred to him he might want to call into work regarding his absence

pulling over to refuel he used a pay telephone 
                                                Yahhello Abigail he said to the receptionist  Would you take a message please  Yahright Joe  Im here somethings come up  I suspect Ill be out a week anif Im longer Ill call    Yes  Thank you

he pictured Abigailnot Abby at the telephone she had a habit of trying to hold the receiver between a crept shoulder and her ear the phone always slipped offaway and down  she captured it if thats accurate in her scoopedneck pullover it got hungup in her freakingamazing cleavage

he stuck around to watch her rescue it anevery time he found himself jealous of the inanimate object 

finally on more than two handfuls of occasions he emphatically told her that every time she lost the phone he was tempted to save it 
                  save it from suffocation

Abigail smiledreplied You’re all talk, Joe.

next time it slipped he dipped into her neckline played a bit with the phone with his fingersbrushed its supple surroundings

she didnt protest 
                 which led to some extraordinary games and playtimes  turns out Abigail was as fond of natural hot springs as he 
              anas fond of unbridledbridled sex as he

unfortunately she was looking for a serious relationship

he was not

 

he fondled the white turquoise pieces they were tumbled smoothed polished

he found one that he turned several times in his hand it reminded him of a buffalo in repose head left rump lifted lying in his palm in that pose it seemed animated it reminded him of when he laid eyes on the white calf 
                                                                                                         he leaned against the stout fence before the pasture where the buffalo had been born  hed been there nearly an hour  the herd he read was nearly twohunred head  feed had been scattered prior to his arrival and they ate an milled about

he stopped a ranch hand and the young man mentionedpointing to the tree line above the pasture  Beyond the trees was where the cow birthed and she often takes the calf up there. If she has, there was no telling when she might return. She been secretive, but that might be expected, this is her first calf.

he thanked him

 

it felt like another hour passed 

Aah nuts 
          hed return tomorrow

he started for the main gate several hunred metres off but after sixtyseventy something gripped himchanged his mind made him doubleback 

he returned to where he had been standing 
                                             anthen remarkably  like a stage curtain parting  the herd before him separated wandered sauntered to opposite side

forty metres off laid a white lamb  a cow buffalo stood just directly behind it

all he could think was how odd it was that a lamb was inside the compound by itself


                                                                                                 how odd was he 
it was the white buffalo

what a fantastic reveal


after a halfhour it stood and nursed then it stood with its mother wandered around her kicked it heels fell stood up kicked its heels again rushed towards the fence where he was pulledup halted  pranced back to his mother 

he watched until nearly nightfall

the same hand approached him and said they were closing since hed been the only one there they let him stay on usually the ranch closed at six so not to disrupt the herd though he said he thought hed never seen them more at ease

he thanked the young man waved to the calf and its mother yelled Thank you his yell didnt disturb the animals

he left 
      possibly the most fulfilled he ever felt except for his wedding and attending the birth of his children

 


the white turquoise had a nice heft to it it felt right in his hand

slips of paper were in the tray with the stones

WHITE TURQUOISE 
                      White buffalo is a remembrance of times past yet still remembered. So also is white turquoise. 
“And now the purple dust of twilight time/Steals across the meadows of my heart/High up in the sky the little stars climb/Always reminding me that we’re apart.”

 

he spent another day at the ranch but only caught glimpses of the white buffalo his mother had taken him up to the tree line and behind the hill

he left the following morning

 

two days after his crosscountry return sitting in his covey his spiteful work station Ya gotta do whaya gotta do he read in the LA paper that the day before the world-famous three-week old white buffalo and his mother were killed struck by lightning during a savage rainstorm

he folded the paper and set it down on his keyboard

he grabbed his coffee cup left his cubicle went through the tall swinging door into the lobby past Abigail up the staircase to the kitchen via a switchback ad hoc balcony above the lobby

he made then poured himself some black coffee and wandered out onto the balcony  

he watched Abigail from above

she looked up waved to him

he waved back 

she pulled her hair back with one hand

he sipped his coffee and spent probably five minutes absentmindedly watching Abigail work answering phone calls transferring them entering notation into her computer  watched her juggle and press her breasts together she was pale was a redhead 
                  he hoped she wouldnt be struck by lightning

1452,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  19  5. 21
1012,  Thursday,  20  5. 21

19.5.21

 


he didnt think about it before  he was confident George Lucas hadntknew damn well he hadnt

The Death Star

an ovum in the black space of a uterus is the original Death Star

for hunredsmillions of sperm it was a toxic deadly environment 

The Death Star ovum 

a single Lucas Skywalker proton torpedo sperm


a gamete holocaust
                       a fertile male human ejaculate contains between two and five milliliters(ml) of semen(averages about a teaspoon) . . in each ml there are normally 100 million sperm
                                                           a gamete holocaust
an don give him the best sperm succeeds penetrating the Death Star
she chooses
anas in Life
she chooses poorly
or the zygote mutates
monsters are born
obliviously sometimes
sometimes not

gametes get it



Really? Gametes get it?

Yup

Don’t yup and nod your head.

he loved arguing with himself

he yuppedhe nodded

Where do you get off . .
. . That gametes get it
                       Makes sense

Makes no sense; nonsense.

Thats because yare full of shitnot open to things unlike many of your cohorts 

If something is alive it is conscious A gamete is aliveHell even atoms are aware of other atoms

At an atomic level.

At an atomic levelyes Aninkind gametes in their atomic level as were in ours  Hence were conscious an on an on an on
I wont argue that their awareness is ours but you cant either because you cant know annot knowing means you cant saySo shut yer trap


maybe he or she swallowed their tongue
                                           they didnt reply or respond



a lone motile proton torpedo sperm meets The Death Star ovum tenthousand times larger an oooohoocyte is so big because it contains the nutrients – sounds legit just like a male gamete to showup emptyhandedglad-handing -- to support a growing embryo and the mitochondria to power its growth




YUP
     Lucas hadnt a fucking clue what occurred to him

he thanked his lucky stars yet again

approaching 1615-ishness,  Saturday,  8  5. 21
1312,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  19  5. 21
Hugo Kant  Leave Me Alone  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mhq8YTkorg 
Pillowfight  Get Your Shit Together  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ogn7ZYCLRs

 

. . . an empty chamber . .
                         anas soon as he said it he knew his buddy would barkup the wrong tree  he hadnt been following his stream of consciousnesspreferring rather to paddle to the bank and escaperefusing to ride the flow
he flailed haplesslyignorantly
                               but people are welcome to their ignorance he wasnt one to try to change them he took them as they were not so much a concession  Not No he tried hard not to exert pity although he sighedaudibly he didnt excuse himself or cover his mouth 


empty chamber triggered that which was political in his buddy inadvertently tossing him a life preserver tossing him a bone he would think he deserved

hed come down on a particular aggravation they shared 
                                                           C-SPAN MSNBC though C-SPAN began it decades ago a House or Senate member addressing their respective chamber the camera staticcamera tight a presiding officer sitting above them as they stood at the lectern speechifying sometimes an aide turning visual aidsplacards off to a side which were professionally executed sharpclean lines bright colours   

he didnt guess where hed come down
                                        choosing not to listen to himhis rap but rather attentive to his own musing empty chamber it was reflexive like a physicians rubber mallet tapping his knee 

because he didntwasnt listening he didnt bide his time didnt bide the warning he gave him Pullback Think things through before you open your mouth Doncome down on the first troglodytefirst thing that traipsed across your mind dragging its knuckles

Theres a multitude of optionsother possibilities 

Exhaust them man before opening your trap
                                                but because he was reflexivebecause they usually viedtangledtumbled in political realms he went therewent off on performances before empty chambers where it was rare that either colleagues or detractors attended listened their words uttered committed to Record they spoke before disinterested clerks and a presiding member 

 

when he completed his tirade 
                              when he spent himself 
                                                     when he pleased himself he looked to him for acknowledgement and was visually dismayed finding him slowly shaking his head side to side rather than nodding
I understand how you got thereI do Wasnt wha I was talking about


You weren’t?

I wasnt

What were you talking about? You said empty chamber.

I did

Empty chamber, what empty chamber?

I was alluding to playing Russian roulette putting an empty chamber in the revolver as you press it to your skull and pull the trigger



Jesus Christ, that’s morbid.

Possibly  Though no more morbid than purposefully walking into one and addressing no one
 
approaching 1600-ishness,  Saturday,  8  5. 21
1127,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  19  5. 21
Ghostpoet  X Marks the Spot  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9K9gyTstAg

18.5.21

 

YEOW a machine dispensing paper 
                                   like he died and went to heaven in a manner of speaking  when he died hed be dead
he put his hand before a brightgreen electronic eye and it dispensed a ten-inch sheet of paper to dry his hands in the airport MENSroom  he swiped it a second time for more paperhe washed his hands up to his elbows

handsfree  a nice application which he could use either for drying his hands or for a sheet of paper

if this was available when he was a kid he would have been beside himself with joyhed have been elated and likely hed have pointed pointed pointed infatigable for paper paper paper sheet at a time per point
                                                                                            ACTUALLY it reminded him of his youngest daughter aboard a flight to California years ago  the little bars of soap single-servings  she believed the soap free so she stuffed her short sun pants with more bars than either he or his wife wanted to count

they placed the bars of soap in two starkwhite vomit bags that were placed in the netted pouch of the seatback before them and sent her packingwalking up the aisle to the flight attendant working their section of the aircraft

she screwedup her face mightily when they explained to her she would have to return them Honey, you don’t want someone to be unable to wash their hands after they went to the bathroom, do you?

she had to think about that
                           the unselfish greed of small children
                                                                   but they had to nip it in the bud before it ever had a chance to metastasise
1751,  Thursday,  13  5. 21
1500,  Twosday,  18  5. 21
Blind Faith  Do What You Like  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2IpqvvlT24 

17.5.21

 
he thought hed play the scenario in its traditional sense not that it was correct he was sure the sides swapped but as long as he kept things traditional he knew he wouldnt throw his buddy too far off 
                                                                                      he didnt wander well off the beaten path                           

as a matter of fact he was very Jeffersonian according to Gospel of Jefferson

Rejecting all organs of information therefore but my senses . . . They evidence realities; and there are enough of these for all the purposes of life, without plunging into the fathomless abyss of dreams & phantasms (which suggests Jefferson had them and they were vivid enough to catch his eyehis attention). I am satisfied, and sufficiently occupied with the things which are, without tormenting (?) or troubling (?) myself about those which may indeed be, but of which I have no evidence. 

he leaned heavily on unevidenced things 
                                           they appealed to him


Follow me now

You always think I have a hard time following y . .
. . Yado

I don’t.

Christ half the time you look like a deer caught in the headlights ya work too hard trying to keep up rationalising the unexpected rather than letting it flow over ya  flights of fancy of fantasy 
                                                                            Ya realise Ive begun this storypremise twice already Im hoping three times a charm

Give me a moment. You understand you come on gangbusters. A lot of people uncomfortable with others in their face.

Are you uncomfortable weve known each other thirty years

Ill tell you, even thirty years later you overwhelm me.
                                                        But you can’t help yourself.
No  I cant help you 


Lets try it again shall we 
                           Going traditional so I don throw you off the mark

Okay. Okay. Traditional.

Eminently traditional 
                       Guys are slob
I’m not a slob.

he rolled his eyes he continued to insist he wasnt a slob
                                                            Im not talking about you Im generalising

Ya remember we entered this foray about me making my bed every morn . .
. . Every morning? I don’t make my bed every morning.

he was sure his sigh was louder in his head than out of his mouth
                                                                      I do Lets segue If you had a date in the evening would you make your bed in the morningmaybe fresh sheets

What are my chances?

YARE GETTING LAID

I am? Definitely.

Okay then I wake every morning thinking Im going to get laid that night  Better

Do you really?

No 
      No Ive just made my bed every morning since I quit sharing a one with my brother as a matter of fact when I married I made the bed Ive always made my bed

So weve established having a made bed or an unmade bed  Okay

Okay. I follow.

his enthusiasm was bleeding out his coals were cooling 
                                                          Do me a favour now  follow an no more interruptions for explanations Q and A can follow if you can remember your questions

A guy invites a girl over to his place who he met at a bar 
                                                           he has no art on the walls no books are evident theres no turntable or records speakers couch is slovenly theres dirty dishes in the kitchen sink theres apparently damp towels lying on the bathroom floor  tub shower is dirty soapstreaked  from the bathroom she can glance diagonally into his bedroombeds unmade clothes lying on it on the floor 
                                                       A beer? he asks   she thinking shell need something stronger but he didnt offer  A beer would be nice, thank you. an afterthought I’ll take it in the can or bottle.  shes seen his place

he enters the livingroom with a couple of bottles of beer
                                                           he motions to the couch Have a seat.  

In a bit. I’ve been sitting most the evening; it’d be nice to stand awhile.

he does have coasters on the coffee table pushes one towards her
                                                                      Oh, man, there’s my checkbook, I’ve been looking for that. Excuse me, would you like something to nibble on? Chips, pretzels, mixed nuts?

That would be nice, yes, please.

I’ll be right back. he goes into the kitchen

she quickly set her beer down on a coaster and opens his checkbook 
                                                                         consistent five figures ledger page after ledger page  five figures 

So ya know wha she says

What does she says?

Yah Whadoes she say 

I don’t know.

Christ man 
            She says Yah, I can live with that.


Im not explaining the joke
 
1530-ish,  Saturday,  8  5. 21
1507,  Thursday,  13  5. 21
Stones  You Can’t Always Get What You Want  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUqSNbJuGOw

14.5.21

 

         he decided to take himself out behind the barnaround the block go for a spin  go wherever he ended up 

its been more than a year since he has 


Be Cool  Have a spectacular weekend 

Reggae Friday,  14  5. 21
Kamakawiwo’ole  Somewhere Over the Rainbow – What a Wonderful World  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-Ooxpz0Eqk