10.9.17



he found sexual harassment remains alive and well in the workplace 

though its really better when served warm and wanted
unwanted 
         its like a bowl of stone cold butter-oiled oatmeal
he knew exactly what that was
                         Youre not leaving this table until you finish your breakfast
Youll be late to school if it takes that 


he missed school that day


when his father came home that evening after his brother and sisters had their breakfasts and lunches and dinners around him his grandmother and mother taking their meals too his father asked him when he was going to eat his oatmeal

Im not



Youll sit there in that chair until your father comes home his mother threatened  his father was the disciplinarian he had the straphe wore the belts  not that his mother or grandmother werent up for the task if it presented itself if it demanded immediate attention
Eat your oatmeal

Im not



the simple fact of the matter was that morning oatmeal didnt appeal to him

he liked oatmeal  just not that morning

he was willing to eat something other for breakfast Cheerios Rice Krispies  he considered then thered be more for his siblings if they wanted or for his mother and grandmother                                                                                                                  
the gaggle enjoyed their breakfast  complete with all their enthusiastic(over-the-top) mmms and aahs and spoon-lickingthey could endeavour all they wished  however he understood their taunts                                                                             

he didnt want the oatmeal that morning                          

if he didnt want it he wasnt putting it in his mouth



he sat at the big oak kitchen table in his grandmothers first floor flat


when his father came home he took his dinner at the head of the table

they didnt speak  

his brother and sisters were already in bed

when time came for the adults to go to bed his grandmother came into the kitchen  

she had her way with him

he knew it she knew it 

in broken English she asked if he was going to eat his oatmeal

Im not

Mebe you sit here all the night

I dont want to

Ah 
   she leaned over and kissed him warmly on top of his head

his face was near her throat

he liked how his grandmother smelled

Good night my boy

Good night Gramma

she left the kitchen


a little later 
          their voices murmuring in the livingroom his father came into the kitchen
he ignored him
he turned on the small light affixed to the face of the stove and exiting the kitchen he turned off the overhead light fixture

beyond the dark maw of the doorway leading into the livingroom he heard them moving around providing their toiletry

he heard them say their goodnights 

the house fell still



the stove light shone enough to light the round clockface above the refrigerator

he watched its secondhand sweep

it when around and around and around

it was silent

it was mesmerisingaround and around and around and around

he heard his aunt and uncle in the flat above shuffling preparing for bed too

when the secondhand pointed briefly at the 3 and at the 9 he imagined himself hanging by his arms from it 

he didnt fall from the secondhand from the 9 until it was nearly at the 12

consistently he fell from the 3 before it passed the 5  

it seemed he was better at ascending than descending

thinking back
             it was probably then that he mastered telling time  



at 1:13 the secondhand nearly at the 10 his father quietly entered the kitchen barefoot

he took the bowl away from between his armsfrom between where he placed his hands down on the table palms flat

his father scrapped the oatmeal from the bowl with a spatula from the drainboard into a brown paperbag held in a white enameled trash can  

to no one in particular he said What a waste What a waste
he ran water into the plastic bowl then set it down on the bottom of the deep legged porcelain sink basin

returning to the table his father picked up the teaspoon that rested inside of his right elbow and put it away in the silverware drawer in the separate pantry

he closed the pantry door

then he crossed the pale green linoleum and stood directly across the table from him
Are you hungry

I am

Then maybe youll remember this in the future  Its time for you to go to bed  Fold the school clothes youre wearing youre wearing them again tomorrow  Brush your teeth

Yes Dad

I love you son

I love you too Dad Good night

Good night son





he walked into the brisk air conditioning through the automatic sliding glass doors into work and per usual he greeted the cashier on duty then his manager  he asked him if he had anything in particular he wanted him to accomplish that evening  

I appreciate you asking  I thought this afternoon I might have you work the tasting floor

The tasting area                                   

Yes the tasting area  You say it as if it were malignant

Awright good insight  So I have to ask why you thought Id work the tasting areahaving not been prepped informed or instructed Do you think its wise to put an uninformed person before our customersI mean  dont get me wrong  I can make up bullshit with the best of them but do you really want me disseminating bullshit about product or several productsIll assume these wines are what corporate wants pushed  but more so you know I dont drink wineIve never bought wine here I drink beer and spirits  If I had to go wine tasting family or friends I offer to be the designated driver and I do so by design  Because I dont drink wine 

Let me put it this way

                       I dont put anything in my mouth that I dont intend to swallow

OhWhoa You be very carefulvery careful  Thats unnecessary thats an unnecessary an unfortunate remark  Could be misconstrued as sexual harassment

It could  Youre sexually harassing me and I find it distasteful most unwanted  undesirable(cold)  
          
 Moanday evening, 4  9. 17
1608,  Saturday,  9  9. 17
Jack White  Black Bat Licorice  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IywnLQwkaPY

9.9.17



his brother-in-law leaned over to him and under the speakers miked words at the trail dedication said after it was said
Geomorphic  Naw thats what Im talkinbout I dare you to set geomorphic in your writing your blog

Awbrother he wanted to say Im a step ahead of you goin in a whole different direction  geomorphic jumped up Jimis Stone Free in his head

After the speeches he said Dont be rude mahn ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epHneMeLyis )

his brother-in-laws admonishing look glanced off the side of his face

he took it with a skewed sidesmile whispering Listen Fourth Quarter Ya lookin for another way to die (Fourth Quarter was another story)

Wha

Yah wha  Later babe


after the dedication and evidently the incumbent coffee and congratulatory carrot cake (No thanks not a cake eater (derogatory in Chicago – not that anyone of the rural West would know unless they were transplants – such as himself)) his brother-in-law tracked him down to the kiosk where he stood with two attractive women (magnets) who were land conservancy executive officers (he was attracted women who werent in uniform) they were discussing the gambit Becky (yes they were on first name basis  they also enjoyed firm handshakes) endured negotiating a price for the 103 acres Three Bridges tract that the hiking trail ran through to arrive at its 1700foot-plus summit and 360degree overlook 

Becky a petite brunette he asked her if she was hiking the trail today

Not today Im wearing sandals

Lose em he said I was hiking the Hoh Forest in Washington early August with my daughter and we crossed several women hiking barefooted It was very comely

Oh I couldnt Not on these princess feet
                                         no sooner had she said it she almost choked on her tongue vigorously trying to offsetdeny she had princess feet
I dont
That came out all wrong
I dont mean I have princess feet . .
. . But thats what you said

I did  but what I meant was . .
. . You meant wha

I meant she looked to Lindsay the other executive officer  blanching

Youre on your own Beck

What I meant . .
. . Was you had princess feetThats what you said  Unsolicited

I did I admit I said it What I mean is that I dont have princess feet

No  You mean now you dont have princess feet
I dont

Not Princess and the Pea feet 

No I . . I misspoke

I believe you did because  he looked down at her sandaled feet  they look like theyd look good bareYoud look good barefooted

Becky took on a glow which was as a hue between embarrassed of her admission of being a Princess and I-should-be-testy-and-indignant-with-your-inappropriate-bare remark it verged on sexual harassment but if you cant be sexual or harass an executive officer who is where shit slips downhill you cant possibly be sexual with anyone she had it coming there was the magnetic-attraction besides from where he stood he thought most princesses were due  they had it coming and he was giving it whenever the opportunity presented itself they were too far above the fray and disassociated he saw their parlance as a simple conversation an alchemy to bring her down to the massesinto the trenchesinto the real world

You think Becky would look good barefooted Lindsay asked


Yes Barefooted Possibly barethough before any of that I wanna hear more of her negotiations with the landownerhow they arrived at the 780,000 dollars for 103 acresquick math nearly 8000 an acre

Becky visibly twisted in the wind between his unambiguous compliment and query

Yes Beck said Lindsay  Lindsay was petite as well blonde perky she ran a land conservancy trust in Florida
St Petersburg near Clearwater Tampa Treasure Island – You know it – I do Vacationd there with my family In college I sailed and dove there though I preferred the Keys  Irmas spinning your way – Curious  Yes she is
Yes Beck  Lindsay was trying to stop her college friends twisting

Lindsay he said demurelywith a wink Let her turn a bit I dont think she has this experience too oftenDo you Becky


No . . No this doesnt often happen to me

Is it refreshing he asked

I wont say . . its refreshing


The landowner The Money The deal he said

Yes
   Yes she blushed again

Dont think about it It looks good on you Brings out your freckles Doesnt it look good on her Lindsay

You just keep dragging me into thisdont you

I do I wanna keep you both within arms length he winked at her again
it was Lindsays turn to colour
An it looks good on you too LindsayWho knew Id have this morningthis stereooptic treat Im a lucky guy

MyGod tell him about the negotiations already Beck

Ohyes Thats what we were talking about
Among other things he said
Beckys left eyebrow arched
she was to his right
Lindsays right eyebrow arched
she was to his left
Im surrounded he said An I like the odds

The negotiations Princess he said

Apparently you love pushing buttons

Whenever I canpushing buttons pulling handlesI think Im a verbal flufferIts a talent I promiscuously useGimme an inchIll take to whole of Route 66 Will Rogers would be on my side

Cat got your tongue

Your Lady

Ive never said Becky

Me neither said Lindsay

We oughta he said Man ohmahn the colour you girls do I cant believe youre out of practiseEither of you
Come on down from the mountain


Theah  landowner  died  midnegotiations I ended up contending with his five children

Five Adult children

Yes Two of the parcels were already zoned for home construction

And by parcels you mean multiple acres multiple lots per acre

Yes

Excellent price leverage

Yes A bludgeon for two of the five

So I dont suppose youll tell me where you buried the four bodies

crickets

absolute crickets
silence

probably between all the nudity surrounded within arms length murder subterfuge money in the bright light of day the dedication the trails his take probably it was a might bit too much
                                                                       it was in this moment that his brother-in-law walked up to them

This is my brother-in-law Skip Skip Id like you to meet Becky  Skip Id like you to meet Lindsay

Skip shook their hands

They have great gripsdont they

They do

Im very fond of women who have good gripsHowbout you Skip

Yes I enjoy women who know how to shake well

You said it Shake well not stirred Im making myself thirsty  How was the cake Skip

Good cake You girls have any cake
he interrupted We were talkingrather listening to Becky explain her negotiations to acquire the 103 acres
Skip worked as one of the volunteers grading the trail 150 hours

150 hours of grit sweat fun comradery

Dont forget the beer

And the Beer said Skip

Youre related to him said Lindsay

As he said brother-in-laws Our wives were sisters Unfortunately they have passed  Were striving endeavouring to maintain our relationship

You know him well asked Becky

I think I do Skip looked over at his brother-in-law What have you been saying

Nothing that you wouldnt expect out of me

Which could be anything

As you walked up I was asking Becky if she would say where the bodies are buried

Bodies are buried

Shes a tough negotiator Wont take no for an answer Lindsays a capable accessory  Theyre executives of two separate land trusts conservatories Heavy hitters No nonsense Love to walk barefoot swim in the Pacific without a wetsuit I miss anything girls

Is he always like this Lindsay asked 

Hes ebullient

Im like the Seven Sisters Boiled up churned lava whose remnants cones run south from Morro Rock to San Luis Obispo The words geomorphicisnt it although Ill admit when the trail designer mentioned geomorphic in my head I took the ball and ran I dig the term geomorphic but I dig more considerthink geoanthropomorphic I feel geoanthropomorphic Dont look for it in the dictionarymade it up Thats what I heard as he addressed us

We should go for a drink I think wed enjoy itI know Skip would

1517,  Friday,  8  9. 17
1253,  Saturday,  9  9. 17
White Stripes  Rag and Bone
Alicia Keys Jack White  Another Way to Die https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hM5UJvnbbuY