18.4.17



Sunday afternoonEaster  Sunday   afternoon  Hes up and gone man
Whard He go
Anywhar He wants   Anywhar

he was rocked by the Lagunitas Waldos he sipped while preparing the ham(no pineapple!)  so he went outside on the porch into the fresh air

the sun was trying hard to cut through the shroud the threat of rain the overcast sky  it came through in occasional shards  stab wounds  but the wounds healed quickly  as if the blades of sunlight never were

he returned into the house and grabbed a small cigar a box of wood matches and Flann Obriens At Swim-Two-Birds

he was celebrating


this is what one doesHe did when the Easter bunny disregards their house denies them an Easter basketdidnt put him to work the night before dissolving colour tablets in hot water and vinegar to colour dozens of eggs  sitting bleak white in their cartons shining like fresh skulls
                               but that was likely because his drawings and words done in wax crayons had become more and more profane every year
his parents took his crayon away
Who the fuck likes just coloured eggs(or just colouring eggs)

he ultimately lost his cogship in the Easter machinery when he hogged a better portion of the five dozen eggs and dumped the deep blue dye into the red and made nearlyblack eggs

apparently black eggs werent festive
                             so his parents said
which he countered The Man died  These eggs reflect the mourning of Christs crucifiction

his parents also didnt approve of his crucifiction

thats when they dropped him from the proceedings entirely

which was fine by him

he recognised  as he did this Easter morning  that after years and years breathing the vapours off the colouring solutionsthe hot vinegar  that he(probably psychosomatic) began coughing whenever he caught a whiff of vinegar

truthfully he couldnt say he missed the ceremony  being indentured   the ah  ah ahoh whats that called   Yes    Yes  he didnt miss the indoctrination prejewdice not that his parents saw it that waywhat parents wouldparents didntthey just handed down what they learnedwere taughtbecause thats when you get kids

he didnt get getted

but that was innate to him

his parents then were right in excluding him  he was the eldest and he could taint his siblings  while his parents were lukewarm to Catholicism they still held their religion in esteem in the vapours of Christ and His teachings
                                                                                   and maybe if the Bible actually contained the Word of Christ hed consider it  but His disciples  as all True disciples  conspired to create godma conspired to create a continuum  and as they persisted their stories of Him humanly were changed and embellished  and at some point it was recognised Thars gold in dem dar hills!


dutifully he called his parents on Easter and Christmas(he called as he opened his second Waldo)

it was habit to him

nothing more

as his parents aged they hedged their bets(they gambled regularly now at riverboat and Indian casinos) they hedged their shot at the Promised Hereafter

this Easters telephone conversation turned on a t-shirt he saw a customer wearing  Joe Jost’s  the man said it was a dive bar in Long Beach  it even has pickled eggs behind the bar if you wanted

he shared with his folks that since he left Chicago he hadnt been into a bar that had pickled eggs  Three for twentyfive centsDont imagine they sell for thathuh

Or Blind Robins either  his father said his mother concurred(When did they go barhopping)

Blind Robins I dont know them(he took Easter solace in their remembrances of bars)

You dont know Blind Robins  his father said  I suppose I didnt raise you right  Theyre salted herrings Delicious with a cold beer Smart though The salt only made you more thirsty
Ah  Like a dentist giving you a candy sucker after hes filled cavities
Exactly   I havent thought of Blind Robins in years

I never knew of Blind Robins  Better I think to remember than never have known  And I thank you for my knowing now

Youre welcome  Good memories attached to Blind Robins pickled eggs

Yes  Good memories attached to Easter


Black eggs

they laughed together



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17.4.17




Anna NaNa Na Na Na Na na na  Hey Hey  Goodbye
NaNa Na Na Anna Na Na na na  Hey Hey  Hello rady

a fun old one-hit wonder(if anyone remembered other than him) going off in his head after she finally introduced herself

he wasnt so bold as to assume she wanted to meet him


she was Chinese

she might have had no idea of her sensuality  and he did nothing other than being in the right place at the wrong time

Anna entered the dry cedarpaneled sauna

to his perception as he was talking with a gentleman about the mans MS-challenged health she scarcely noticed him

she sighed audibly at the heat and quickly stripped off a thin jersey to her sports bra

she took a portion of the bench to his immediate right and laid down covering her almondshaped eyes with a white handtowel

she then emphatically worked her tights down low around her hipsmaybe furthur than she meant   (maybe)  she drew her knees up arched her back and worked her pelvisworked what he imagined was strain or discomfort in her lower back  he knew something of that pain again and again over the years since his teens  a bad back was a bitch that bitched and bitched and bitchedcould be overwhelming  it overarched the rest of ones life   the best of bitches

he couldnt help seecouldnt help but be reminded(now sensually because she was moving exercising) that he did the very same to improve his lower back combat its tension and spasms

the gentleman excused himself hobbling down off the bench at her feet The heats too much today  Be well

And you  I am disappointed your health has put off so many of your friendships  though I dare say a true friend wouldnt be scared off  At least theyre friendships to reevaluate  They may have only been acquaintances

Perhaps he said  he moved painfully on his legs and opened the sauna door  I hope you fare well

Thank you  Im sure Ill see you again soon


the gentleman snugged the sauna door shut and retired from before the clear plastic panel that helped to softly illuminate its interior

it was coloured the inside of amber

he sighed too  then he s l o w l y turned his head left feeling the heat radiating out of the metal electrical unit on his face
it was topped with black lava rocks  then he s l o w l y turned his head to his right(gazed briefly at her midriff and belly and the curve of her right hip descending artfully to her unseen pubis) he bowed his chin to his shoulder and s l o w l y slipped it back across his chest to his left running on the lubrication of his sweat

sitting more upright he shifted his hips back towards the paneling behind him and felt its baking heat keenly radiate too

he closed his eyes momentarily but found he could hear her soft workout grunts and the creaking of the bench more acutely  he also found he was being too demure and he wanted to admire her work her slender body

decided  he turned his head to her looking first to her face

she slipped the handtowel cockeyed on her face so her left eye was exposed
she was looking up at him

Hello he said

Hello

I recognise your exercises  I hope your back is mending

she smiled warmly  it was slightly off kilter  her left dimple more exaggerated than the one on her right cheek  Im not working on my back Im working on my butt

his incredulity then confusion must have washed across his countenance

To make it fuller

Your butt You can do that

Ive read you can  but its not easy

Well Ill be  Since I havent a baseline how are you doing  Is it going well

Sometimes I think it is  This morning not so much

Well  I should say you have a slender frame and likely your butt would follow form


Id like it to be more round

And I follow your consideration

his eyes wafted down to her bobbing hips  her belly dabbed with quiet little boils of sweat that quivered to her slow motion

his breath quickened and behind his eyes erotic marbling shadows began to take shape and twine and caress

Well  I think Ill leave you to your attractive exercises and the heat

she smiled and as she did she extended her hand
he took it
Whats your name she asked

Im Joe

they shook warmly she had a firm grasphe enjoyed good handshakes

and as they released hands he realised he didnt ask her name she didnt say  Whats your name

Ohmygoodness  How rude of me  she immediately regrasped his hand  very fervent  My name is Anna(NaNa Na Na Na Na  Hey Hey  Goodbye)  they shook again  I hope we see each other again

That would be very nice

he stood up and stepped off the lower bench to the warm tiled floor

just before he opened the door he turned and over his shoulder and said I hope your butt goes well  Maybe when your pleased you can show me 

she laughed and didnt hide her mouth(a particular he found very fetching in a woman)  Maybe I will

Hopefully well meet again before then

Im sure we will

Thats a nice thought Anna  Please have a beautiful day   Youve certainly kickstarted mine(NaNa Na Na Anna Na Na
Hey Hey  Hello)



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