THY BENZ

THY BENZ

fuck  really

whadhe make of that

THY BENZ on a license plate

on a silver 4-door sedan

he didnt make the model he wasnt inclined to pay attention to Benzs their insignas were sufficient to inspire his distastelike a loogie stuck in his mouth until he could courteously spit

the couple were walking up on it after they came out of a Rite-Aid  maybe Viagra maybe a douche

ladies first 

       she looked like a hooker  unsavory  although being blonde didnt help her case in his eyes

the man looked a skeaze the kind who would enjoy a cheap hooker

that said
      she was probably his wifehe often mistook women feted by fat men                            

then he supposed that to have the whole of it he ought to admit they were white

THY BENZ

whad he make of that eyesore

they rolled out of the parking lot took a suddenleft forcing oncoming traffic to brake then streakedright across traffic lanes without a directional to make the El Camino Car Wash on the west side of the street manned by a slew of smallish Mexicans
Wash THY BENZ

it was a rural town

THY could go places

34 churches servicing a population of 20000 thereabout(do the math)

within a stones throw of his place if he could throw like he once did were four churches

there wasnt a synagogue or temple

the town wasnt either loquacious or intellectual

God was bleached-whiteMake no mistake

Christ shimmered even whiter

not that he was offended or affected

you have to be believe to be either

THY BENZ

      possessed by a fat middle-aged man a made-up hooker her mouth smeared with bright red lipstick

THY BENZ

God bestowed  the fat man might say

he reminded him of a kid from high school Russ whose daddy gave him a bright yellow Olds 442 black-stripe accents and a gas creditcard on his sixteenth birthday

a lot of the girls wanted a ride from Russ

the lot he wouldnt have considered asking out even prior

it was this kind of shit that kept him yearning for every new day because he knew somehow hed see something that would belie hed seen it all or there was nothing new in the world

it was this kind of shit he relished impeccably

1303,  Saturday,  14  1. 16

                     . . . . my Condolences to the witted  and the slow-witted eventually catching up

0732,  Anti-Inaugural Day/Friday,  20  1. 17

My Anti-Inaugural -- The Yakidock

Hes such a fuckin yakidock

Whoa  A what

Thats funny  whoa-a-wha      A yakidock

I dont know what that is

Alrightokay  You know who were talking about   I want you to say yakidock out loud for yourself and see if it isnt the right appellation for him

Appellation

Name

Oh  Yes Gotcha  What was it again

Yaki   Dock

Hes a yakidock

There huh   He is

Shit  He is    It feels spot-on in my mouth

                                       What is it

Yaknow I thought it was a Polish word never heard anyone outside my family use it  My mother laughed when I said it was Polish Sounds Polish  She disabused me  She said yakidock is probably regional  ah whassit called    Ohyes
a colloquialism germane to a place

Ive heard of that  Not that I would say so or ever use the word    Heard of it though

Yes  funnyhuh  Spot-on as you say

                                                            

Our 45th  But our first yakidock   Even Bushwhacker who I thought was as bad as I am not a crook Nixon didnt prove to be as simple as this yutzi

And he hasnt even been swore-in

When the clown car rolls up in Washington D.C. and all the clowns tumble outHell even Barnum and Baily didnt want to compete  The wheels are coming off our ride and theres no telling where the next four years are going to take us

I imagine its gonna feel to us as it did to the Romans when Nero fiddled as Rome burned

Except the yakidock is going to be fiddling with his cock

1359,  Thursday,  19  1. 17

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