My Anti-Inaugural -- The Yakidock

Hes such a fuckin yakidock

Whoa  A what

Thats funny  whoa-a-wha      A yakidock

I dont know what that is

Alrightokay  You know who were talking about   I want you to say yakidock out loud for yourself and see if it isnt the right appellation for him

Appellation

Name

Oh  Yes Gotcha  What was it again

Yaki   Dock

Hes a yakidock

There huh   He is

Shit  He is    It feels spot-on in my mouth

                                       What is it

Yaknow I thought it was a Polish word never heard anyone outside my family use it  My mother laughed when I said it was Polish Sounds Polish  She disabused me  She said yakidock is probably regional  ah whassit called    Ohyes
a colloquialism germane to a place

Ive heard of that  Not that I would say so or ever use the word    Heard of it though

Yes  funnyhuh  Spot-on as you say

                                                            

Our 45th  But our first yakidock   Even Bushwhacker who I thought was as bad as I am not a crook Nixon didnt prove to be as simple as this yutzi

And he hasnt even been swore-in

When the clown car rolls up in Washington D.C. and all the clowns tumble outHell even Barnum and Baily didnt want to compete  The wheels are coming off our ride and theres no telling where the next four years are going to take us

I imagine its gonna feel to us as it did to the Romans when Nero fiddled as Rome burned

Except the yakidock is going to be fiddling with his cock

1359,  Thursday,  19  1. 17

http://www.insidethemagic.net/2017/01/ringling-brothers-barnum-and-baily-circus-announces-final-curtain-call-is-may-2017/

another anniversary passed that he didnt celebrate

he did however acknowledge it

bittersweet

remembrances he shared quietly  inside himself   thought them through thoroughlywiped a tear from his eye as one does when remembering thingsjoyous things  bygone

he didnt utter a word

and as all things that are passedthese in particular  when he was dead    they would die with him  their perspectives their stamped coins their etched glass  these memories couldnt be sifted out of his ash not melted metal not slag or beads of glass  nothing   nothing more than cold grey ash mixed with his cold grey ash

oddly he took comfort in that

that he and they were inseparable  coalesced  one

                                           and when handfuls of his ash were tossed into the air at the foot of the hill the old cemetery stood on at the confluence of two Bitterroot valleys and they swirled like fading woodsmoke

hed take his rightful place in the world as insignificantly as he was

it was an enormous world and universe and universes

there was no sense trying to parlay any worth amid its endless howling systems and circuits and eddies and devises

he was

he wasnt

he could acknowledge that

             

1222,  Sunday,  15  1. 17

of course the ad came up during the football game

though it seemed to him the Viagra girls were slipslipslipping(possibly into obscurity)

Man who the hells in charge of talentSTOP                                  

STOP!


his head got twisted around he suddenlywalked a mile in talents shoes                                                         

What the hell  Come onWHO

who among talent in their right mind wanted to be associated with the drug(it was collateral  it didnt achieve its assigned task)  who wanted to be associated with a drug that ratcheted up an erection in utter and in complete disregard of their aesthetic beauty their sex appeal and prowess

There was that  wasnt there? 

Talents not stupid  

1543,  Saturday,  14  1. 17