apparently she really dug long hair

not that his hair was long

he wore it to his shoulders before and he determined if his hair was long by that bygone standard

he didnt feel it was long at all

in six months maybe

she came into the liquorstore with her parents

they proceeded on their tack to the hard liquors

knowing what she wanted she walked directly up to him styming his greeting beating him to the punchMan I love your hair  Women love long hair on guys

Wellgosh thanks

Yeah I dont know what it is with guys today trimmed to nubs but chicks love guys with long hair
You must get lotsa compliments

No  not really

Then any chick who walks in here and doesnt say Cowards Im saying so for them

Guys cuts are too severe

You dont strike me as severe

Im sure I have my moments
Would you mind if I touch it

no sooner had he said No
she grabbed a handful of hair at the back of his head pulled and shook his head  Nice

she didnt let go

and when she released the handful she ran her fingers through it up and down  So nice
Im trippin a little bit here

Id love to have your hair and head in both my hands

Whats with guys today

she sighed and let go of his hair  Drag
Italian wine you have Italian wine she asked distractedly  I didnt expect to find a head full of hair in here

You might be hurting my feelings  A head   Im feeling like a piece of meat

Would you like to be treated like a piece of meatcuz I could help you there  I mean really

I havent had a man with a head of hairI mean not ever

A bit of a fantasy T M I

Well baby thats about the only acronym I know you kids toss around save L O L or L M A O a favorite of my kid brother
His hair long

No

See  Youre like Samson 

Samson lookin for a DelilahId happily be your Delilah just so I could fix my fantasy get my hands on your hair

Piece of meat

Nice flip huhhere  she yanked a description tag from the shelf before product Mind she took the pen out from behind his ear and scribbled on the back of it

No name my number address Call me Delilah Im busy tonight Dinner with my folks Free tomorrow night Please call me Im sure we can have a good time 
she handed him the tag

Point me in the direction of the Italians please

he directed her left with a head nod To the wall Left Near the back on the left  Youll see placards high up on the shelves Spain Italy Germany France

Thank you

she walked to the aisle to make her left

he watched her

turning she stopped  looked back

Not bad huh Samson

No  Not bad at all

You think I can break your neck

she didnt wait for him to answer

Innaresting proposition

1427,  Thursday,  15  9. 15
1623,  Friday,  16  9. 16

Smoke City  Devil Mood  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3I4RtnJQwI

a fuckin calamity he set in motion                        

he felt horrible about it

it began innocently enough

                     but didnt all things

his girlfriend didnt follow

it took some doing

most of it was up to her to let go to bring her aboard

his family didnt

he forewarned guys on his crew 

they didnt get it either

No matter he said Just follow thats all ya gotta do

no skin off their ass maybe a bit of shiver slight unease

                                            then hed take it away

See  All gone

he had this thing about spiders

and psychotically he extended this thing to those around him who he had to live with or work

Please  Im asking you just respect it

I dont bitch your smoking slipping booze at work crap that quietly riles me  So please leave me mine 

Just point  and I got it

his crew called him Buddha

if you knew him really knew him you knew he didnt want spiders dead

not everyday appleseeds(daddylonglegs)

not widows or tarantulas

not any arachnidBAM!

so they tipped him off(laughing fucking hysterical) and he gathered them out of harms way and released them to do their spidery works as Nature intended and the trade-off was all the times he worked the brush culling firewood pulling through dilapidated structures for odds and ends that would be forever lost under the bulldozers blade and treads for creeping in nooks and crannies that surprised black widows

they didnt bite

once under a house during reconstruction a widows nest tumbled down on top of him

there were more than the crew could count crawling on and around him

the spiders were agitated 

they had more than ample reason to bite

                                but they didnt

it was stuff like this that reinforced his gut touted the unspoken unexpected truce between arachnids and himself fixing their dynamic to live and let live 

because he understood this it was sufficient then to make others suffer it

particularly if their actions their proximity to him could possibly be eighteyes-seen a reflection on him

he wasnt going to have that

so whether they humored him playing along actually appreciated his belief system or simply liked watching him work his way down a ladder he was halfway up with a heavy load on his shoulder   they called him over

as he urinated he saw an appleseed unsteadily crawling up the wall beside the sink cabinet

he washed his hands then looked to see its progress

it had broken level with the Formica countertop

he was always fascinated with their impossibly thin legs 

this one  from the tip of its foreleg to the tip of its hindleg was easily three inches

a Big Boy or Big Girl

innocently he tapped the wall just beneath it

it crouched

he tried to touch the tip of its hindleg with his fingernail but it leapt onto the countertop

not seeing where it landedit seemed to have vanished  he thought it may possibly have landed inside the woven cane Q-tip holder 

he didnt trust it would emerge before the next time he needed a Q-tip and forgetting he might possibly injury it

grabbing the holder the appleseed banzaied out from behind it startling him

his start tapped an unsteady toothbrush in the colored glass Mason jar and it fell against a Dr Schoals emeryboard that he leaned up against the mirror when he set it on the countertop

the appleseed all-legs rushed madly comically along the vanitys backsplash

tragically the topheavy emeryboard fell left on top the bobblestepping appleseed  

the whole of this unraveled in s l o m  o  t  i   o   n under his s l o m  o  t  i   o   n breath crying Noooooo

and under its hollow syllable rose inside his head a ghostly voice whispering monotonously  Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt 

or killed

as its thin twitching legs ceased twitching

it was a sick cosmic lethal fuckin Hasbro Mousetrap-Spidertrap game itnever henever intended to play

 

1430, Day-between-Two-Ts,  14  9. 16

0948,  Friday,  16  9. 16

Darker Side  Jonny Lang  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TK3X2djj24