the shit he didnt know
it was sobering
it was so sobering that he felt the gears in his jaw ratchet down forcing his mouth closed so he didnt bray his ignorance
he wasnt concerned with making an
ass of himselfNo
his concern was making an ass of himself before someone who knew better
but wouldnt correct him
his concern was making an ass of himself before someone who knew better
but wouldnt correct him
how else can you learn if not by mistakes and then corrected by an invaluable aide
he wasnt immodesty
he knew he didnt know it all
Sobering
he was listening to Painkillers
One-Eyed Pessary
Whaddafucks
dat? he was thinking peccary javelina
shunk pig read of it as a kid it hunted in the Amazon basin and eaten as a stew with
manioc bread(his mind retained weird shit)(manioc -- too
cool and close to maniac -- though it seems now to have lost its favor and is called cassava
or yucca)(he really liked that it had to be cooked properly to detoxify it --
nothing like adventures while cooking
-- fugu fish fascinated him but
fascinating him more was that fugu ranked Second among the Worlds Most
Dangerous Foods Second to hot dogs which choked small children to death with
alarming frequency -- hence the Darwin Awards)(which he argues Texas Representative Louie Gohmert* (who believes that gays shouldnt be
launched into a fictitious outer space to save the Earth -- only heterosexuals -- forgetting apparently only heterosexuals breed gay people) who lacks only the credential of being dead not to assume its festooned mantel)
(I cant begin to tell you all the boithday wishes Ive kissed off exhausted blowing out candles on my cake for Louie(not even Louis or Lewis) to dominate his fellow contestants stand head and shoulders above them and usurp his Darwin --
if Drumpf** can tout his Foreign Policy chops because he ran the Miss Universe Pageant in Russia -- whos Louie to hold out on me? when he could step up easily and make a boys dream come true)
(I cant begin to tell you all the boithday wishes Ive kissed off exhausted blowing out candles on my cake for Louie(not even Louis or Lewis) to dominate his fellow contestants stand head and shoulders above them and usurp his Darwin --
if Drumpf** can tout his Foreign Policy chops because he ran the Miss Universe Pageant in Russia -- whos Louie to hold out on me? when he could step up easily and make a boys dream come true)
pessary: a small soluble block that is inserted into
the vagina to treat infection or as a contraceptive or an elastic or rigid devise
inserted into the vagina to support a prolapsed uterus or assist urinary incontinence
why didnt he know that an IUD
(intrauterine devise) is also called a pessary
Gawddamn someone could have thrown him a curve and
ordered it as a sauce for his pasta it was soluble smaller in diameter than a lethal hot dog which may be akin to the murderous trees that stand across America waiting for their opportunity to whack an unsuspecting biped
the shit he didnt know
but loved finding out
1204, Day-between-Two-Ts, 8 6.
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* Go Away Gohmert(Goober -- apologies to peanuts)
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/louie-gohmert-no-gay-space-colonies
** Drumpf http://americablog.com/2016/05/trump-foreign-policy-ran-miss-universe-pageant-secret-meeting-putin.html
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/louie-gohmert-no-gay-space-colonies
** Drumpf http://americablog.com/2016/05/trump-foreign-policy-ran-miss-universe-pageant-secret-meeting-putin.html
