His entry into twosday legit it was February Two it was an inadvertent conversation of grrth
What the fuck am I doin in this
he thought
he just rolled out
of bed after noon
after an allnite tagteam ridickulously raucous sex
leavin no rock unturned
or
unwet
--- We really have to have this conversation I aint even had my coffee yet It aint done
perkin
--- You said were interested in keeping up our sexual
pleasures right
--- Yes no question Im innarestd An Im sayin so even
when I cant keep up widya
I dig
I dig
--- If you dig
then
this is a worthwhile conversation
--- It is But cant we wait for grrthtalk over coffee All of five minutes
--- Youre serious
--- Im serious about recuperating Its five minutes
--- It is
You know Im just excited to talk about it
--- Fair thats fair
However please appreciate or grasp
that this isnt usually a conversation had or joined into by men an I understand
that you think Im not usual fare among men
Thats possibly a fair assessment
I cant say Ive had coffee an
talked wid guys bout grrth an gspots vibrators
Not usually feminists to be had among carpenters an construction workersShit they sneer at my joke when I say Im confused when
Im drivin nails with either hand that Im bisexual Oops! Ambidextrous Always crossin those two up
Hard room to pitch
Ultraheterosexual theyll have you think of them Nobody swings a cock like them
--- And that ought to be five minutes worth of gassing
to get you to your coffee and on with our conversation
for the first time in many many weeks
he had cream in his coffee
--- Youre havin cream
--- Im havin cream yes I think Ill need it
--- Youre hilarious
--- An yer funny
they sat down side by side on the
sofa with their coffee
earlier he opened the blinds before
the sliding glass door to look out into their sideyard and over their neighbors
whose homes descended the side of the hill they sat atop of
Californias blue skies were
absent whipped by rags of rain and touched with silver mist
hed queued up five cds as background
music anticipating the long game
(he
only played the long game)
he
opened with a salvo of Zeppelins House of The Holy
The Song Remains The
Same The Rain Song
his hope was that shed be seduced taken off
her game by the music the best album to her
mind that Zeppelin ever did
he knew better
in the time it took for him to
pour their coffee serve it she had five six different vibrators up in tabs on her laptop to discuss
she vigorously laid out their advantages detractions whether batteryed or recharged by plugging in if they were waterproof and even if a lubricant was necessary
--- An Id know any of this Why(secretly buying time to elude her concern of grrth)
--- You know well enough Youve been to to to you know with me
--- I do House of Holes
she laughed I suppose youll open one when you become a multimillionaire Its not called that Is it
--- No though I can see it off the main drag its driveway leading up an out of sight Call it
Stairway to Heaven
--- Taking riffs from Zeppelinhuh
--- I am Something Im familiar with at least
--- Youre familiar with vibrators
--- Im familiar with your vibrators Ever see me buy one for myself
she began laughing again
he stood up
--- Where you going
--- Im up to get some Eagle Rare Want three fingers with me Appropriatehuh Its afternoon after all
in the kitchen pouring for himself he heard her ask him about what he thought of one-point-three inches of grrth what did he think of that size
--- Babe What do you think of that size It wont be inside me
--- I think itll be under your girth
--- Itll be under my grrth
--- Cocksurehuh
--- This conversation is degrading
--- Hows it feel
--- Feels to me my lil comedian youve made a decision
he came in and sat down beside her she took a sip of his whisky which he knew she would so why he poured himself a fistful of fingers
she had
it looked like a torture devise or a turtle hangin it head
--- I have several colors to choose from
--- Glow-in-the-dark So you dont lose it
--- Are you legit Thats an option
(of course it is)
--- Babe I woke legit this afternoon I woke legit
she vigorously laid out their advantages detractions whether batteryed or recharged by plugging in if they were waterproof and even if a lubricant was necessary
--- An Id know any of this Why(secretly buying time to elude her concern of grrth)
--- You know well enough Youve been to to to you know with me
--- I do House of Holes
she laughed I suppose youll open one when you become a multimillionaire Its not called that Is it
--- No though I can see it off the main drag its driveway leading up an out of sight Call it
Stairway to Heaven
--- Taking riffs from Zeppelinhuh
--- I am Something Im familiar with at least
--- Youre familiar with vibrators
--- Im familiar with your vibrators Ever see me buy one for myself
she began laughing again
he stood up
--- Where you going
--- Im up to get some Eagle Rare Want three fingers with me Appropriatehuh Its afternoon after all
in the kitchen pouring for himself he heard her ask him about what he thought of one-point-three inches of grrth what did he think of that size
--- Babe What do you think of that size It wont be inside me
--- I think itll be under your girth
--- Itll be under my grrth
--- Cocksurehuh
--- This conversation is degrading
--- Hows it feel
--- Feels to me my lil comedian youve made a decision
he came in and sat down beside her she took a sip of his whisky which he knew she would so why he poured himself a fistful of fingers
she had
it looked like a torture devise or a turtle hangin it head
--- I have several colors to choose from
--- Glow-in-the-dark So you dont lose it
--- Are you legit Thats an option
(of course it is)
--- Babe I woke legit this afternoon I woke legit
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