6.6.14

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plugged in to All In with Chris Hayes this evening
his first segment is entitled “Bowe Bergdahl’s dad now in Fox crosshairs”
                                                                                                                     which is ludicrous
Fox hasnt crosshairs
crosshairs suggest fine weaponry
at best it possesses open sights
                                                        and Id run with U-notch and post or ghost ring sights

at 3 minutes and 5 seconds into the program Bill O’Reilly weighs in from the seat of his pants to address American POW Bowe Bergdahl’s dad:
                                                                            “He has learned to speak Pashto, the language 
of the Taliban, and looks like a Moslem (Im taking the spelling from the Levantine writer 
Nassim Nicholas Taleb).
Now, the reason I said Bob Bergdahl (the way he pronounces Bergdahl sounds like bird dog  -
Im not confident disrespect wasnt intended) looks like a Moslem . . . is that he looks like
a Moslem.
My job is to be honest, and to analyze honestly.
The man shows up at the White House (and fingers go up like quills on O’Reilly’s hand to count and demonstrate the ways he manages his honesty) looking like a Moslem; he speaks Pashto; 
he thanks Allah (which O'He pronounces a-la, which sounds suspiciously like à la, as in à la carte). 
It's inappropriate.

"I’ll tell ya this, Kurtz,
and you’ll ea - you’re gonna remember these words:
This father and this son . . . they were sympathetic to the Taliban.
That’s going to be borne out.
(talking over Kurtz's commentary)
That’s going to be borne out.”

                                                                               O’Reilly really brings out the tenacious in me
I never ever want to misquote his gall  bullshit
                                                                           or blowviating


                                                                                1316,  Friday,  70 years ago, D-Day,  6  6. 14

5.6.14

t-shirt slogan



a t-shirt BEGGIN to be printed

keep it up and my heads going to explode
ask yourself: 
you wanna die of the shrapnel from my skull



2050,  Tuesday,  3  6. 14
               uttered in a Von’s parking lot after traipsing out after gal whose red t-shirt read:
“I just can’t take it anymore”
and she looked it

in her face
posture
and gait