There yare  he often wondered what its voice would sound like if it spoke

                                                                                        Havent seenya in a bit

liknowleum revealed Mort the gangly kid red turtleneck sweater covering his mouth who appeared in Bazooka Joe cartoons wrappedround pink Bazooka Bubble Gum

                                                                    an as a blown bubble stretches  is effaced

Mort morphed into a young ugly-as-ever Alfred E Newman  grinning like a monkey

                                                                                           his grin enlarging

consumedobliterated his visage 

the roiling ceased

pale tan fissuresquefractured flooring again

he enjoyed that liknowleum treated him but he couldnt help but wonder who  if either  would take umbrage at being merged   Mort  or  Alfred

                                         both pretty goonie

1100,  Sunday,  1  2. 26

Guess Who  Laughing  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D634us2eQxM