You’re more social than you think.

Am I

          Do tell

You’re meeting the Marys this week.

    How often do we meet

I don’t knowbut they come up in conversation.

Maybe twice a year

John.

We just met

                Twice a month

 

    You see uncle.

Every week ten days

                         The absolute weight of my socialising is on the phone   Agree

I mean were talking on the phone

You go to the library, the grocers.

    To socialise

Im sure you converse with the cashier.

Pleasantries

              Cordial

Cant say thas socialisingmy point  I elude contact as best I can

                                                                         Im solitary

Which allows me to do the things I want to do

Which works for me

    You do keep yourself busy.

Rise an shine to callin it a day

 

You don’t miss it.

Lemme say this about tha

                              Somehow when pressed to converse they rather than me  Im polite

Unfortunately I find myself trafficking in prickish women cuntish men

                                                                           They must have dousing rods

Fortunately when Ive flushedem out

                                       Pretty short order

I flushem

Turds . .

. . You don’t say that.

No  Im couth

                 But  frankly   abrasive

I leave no if an or buts about it  Excuse myself

    No ones followed me 

 

she laughed  wailed

                                          recouping

                                                      Prickish women  Cuntish men 

Jaysus Papa

1311,  Saturday,  14  3. 26

1341,  Monday,  16  3. 26

Vaffanculo

Florida Congressman Neal Dunn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD2lzRZ5oRU

                                                                                                   apparently almost done in

    but Speaker Johnson like a caped superhero swept in Republicans are within twothree elected seats of losing the majority covering his ass  felons ass

felon jocularly said what a sport “I did it for him first, but the vote second, but it was a close second actually, I did it for the vote second, okay?”

Sure  Okay

                 Bullshit

in a White House presser this afternoon occasionally hes there he tried leaning on NATO countries over Iran  the Strait of Hormuz  “. . . we don’t need them . . .” citing NATOs Article 5

apparently he has no memory duh that America is the only country to ever call in the chits

                                                                                                September11

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHzqT7gglh0

1757,  Monday,  16  3. 26

https://www.nato.int/en/what-we-do/introduction-to-nato/collective-defence-and-article-5

Here he goes

Cant he just put away pen an paper as he reads

a third OhHell no walks reads stops takes a piece of paper from the back of the book pen comes out from behind his ear bookmarks with his finger notes briefly a few words  page number 

a fourth Mans near-obsessive

Hes all ours says the first

while walking pulled up short

                                     wrote terebinth resin  page 149

Jesus says the third

                       Toldya

the fourth Terebinth resin

                             No fishhooks  All on one line  Him an his words

Anybody asked the first

they chorused  No

 

he got home

                 Googled

Bronze Age

right up his alley

preceded Iron Age

he was a bit of a freak regarding antient times

                                                    antient ancient    revelatory

terebinth resin is used in perfume

                                             also found this beaut  https://www.ancientmedicine.org/home/2021/2/5/a-fragrant-perfume-from-the-dynameron-of-nikolaos-myrepsos-the-perfumer

holkai  threepointfour grams

sextarios  pointfiftyfour litres

holke  fivehunredfifty millilitres

castorion  coudnt determine what it was

kyathon  fortyfive millilitres

                                as best he could determine

freakin hornets nest of on one line save for a single y fishhook

    Woudya look at him one asked

concurring the others said

                             Looks like he died an went to Heaven

1510,  Monday,  23  2. 26

1239,  Monday,  16  3. 26

https://oaktrust.library.tamu.edu/items/2560c473-13ad-4f38-8034-8b8d83edd2a7

https://source.washu.edu/2022/11/findings-from-2000-year-old-uluburun-shipwreck-reveal-complex-trade-network/

book review of 1177 B.C.  https://ancientheroes.net/blog/1177bc-review

blew his mind  https://www.ancientmedicine.org/home/tag/perfume

M C Hammer  U Can’t Touch This  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo

mariachis called him Super Freak (Rick James)  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYHxGBH6o4M

I hadnt ever given it a thought before

You shouldn’t have given one now.

                                      Mygoodness. Stroll out of the bathroom cinching your belt. You could have done that before coming out.

I was anxious to share.

Baby.  You don’t have to share everything with me.

                                                       We can have secrets from each other.

You don mean tha

    I don’t.

             Secret was the wrong word, I apologise.

Howbout, some things that occur to you, you’re welcome to keep to yourself.

We have bodily functions

    We do.

Im just elaborating

                      I like to share with you

I like that you share but . . .

 

But

    Never mind.

                         Elaborate.

You know you can elaborate with me

I can’tnot in the way things occur to you how your brain works.

                                                                   Your gears flywheels oiled up juiced up whirl unimpeded, uncensured.

I can’t.

Ohkay

           As I was sayin to be a fart  its becoming its evolution

it was everything she could do not to roll her eyes  smiled demurely didnt give him dimples

Food works it way traveling gut small large intestines colon an somewhere methinks small intestine the fart an brethren its not ever one  form

                                           I know you know the feelin

a brisk nod 

Then on the pot theyre emitted

Now If I were a fart   Id try to enunciate

                                              Hu Lo

Woud startle me

                     However  Gamely Id answer  Hello

Ha Ya

Me  Im well  Thank you for askin

                                    You

Too

Dem blackeye peas

Hu

Too bad you cant relate your journey

Hu

 

    Pressure dissipated

I knew my goodbye woudnt be counteredanswered

                                                       Thought aw wha the hell

I said goodbye

 

 

    Arya ready for dessert?

Homemade stonefruit pie yabetcha

                                          Made room

1543,  Sunday,  15  3. 26

1110,  Monday,  16  3. 26

https://www.niddk.nih.gov/health-information/digestive-diseases/digestive-system-how-it-works

    he quit trying to get away escape  from himself

was only fooling himself

had broke into a suddensprint went around a corner a street corner  into an alleyway  ?

                                                                                         stopped

sucked wind

You okay

there he was

               leaning casually against something a sapling  brick wall  ass on a parked car  ?

Jah  Okay polite as he was

                            Thank you for askin

Havent you something else to do                                                            

Youre welcome

                   Do we

We

We  Us    You an me

                         Jah

    Obviouslyobliviously not

Obliviously

motherfucker would have been a marvelous Dback corner

I had been tha

We were

We were

You conceding  or concurring

Seems both

                 Jah

Ohshit jah

    You an me bro

                       Forever

he thought Forever

                     Ya thinkin a warped marriage vow Till Death do us part

Thas the one

Tha ones a crock of shit

                           One for all all for one

    You have tha paperwork

Better

         Were blood

1457,  Sunday,  15  3. 26

1026,  Monday,  16  3. 26

Lila Downs  One Blood  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5Z2z841b5I