1976 Super Bowl

Steelers  Dallas Cowboys

Steelers  21 – 17

 

Miami game was at the Orange Bowl

Bodega restaurant

Hey Sparky he didnt think highly of the manager

                                              You scheduled me Super Bowl Sunday  January Eighteenth

Did I?

Don be an ass You did

                           Ill not be here  Best you cover yourself

You’re scheduled.

    Unschedule me I told you a month ago Im not working Super Bowl

                                                                               You have two weeks

Schedule someone else

I've scheduled you.

I wont be here

You want to risk your job?

Youre risking my job

                        You have plenty timeample time to schedule someone else

I’m not doing that.

Then lose the suitcoat lose the tie roll up your sleeves put on an apron

                                                                          Wont budge   Youre covering me

I wont be here

The schedule’s set.

Youve been advised

Who do you think you are?

Someone responsible

                        Youve been notified

    You didnt schedule her Shell be with me

This is about her

Her dating me

Don be sore don be petulant

                                 Its very unbecoming

You don’t show. You won't have a job.

Im scheduled Monday  An throughout the week

                                                        Ill be here

I do not work on Super Bowl Sundays  I do not work on my birthday

Balls in your court

 

throughout the game the apartment phone rangDon answer it 

 

he punched in Monday night

Sparky watched

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Ben Collins

CEO of The Onion

his staff is hilarious

they get it

              Republicans MAGA their sense of humour doesnt get satire sarcasm irony  may be limited to slapstick or bawdy jokes

                             that said

Religious  Republican  MAGA  hed briskly swipe left if he understood correctly  not that he would venture dating apps

              Fuckin go out an press some flesh Contend with rejection face to face

Poor baby Feelings hurt

                           Ouch

   Deal with it

Grow the fuck up

 

Ben Collins

               . . . billionaries are building complement machines . . .

    might suppose they also cant deal with rejection

Who woud reject a billionaires advance

Someone worthwhile

Anyone

No

       Someone

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On with Kara Swisher  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrFzFUQdkJI

at 00:54:02  Collins: “Like, they're building humanoid robots and they're building all these complement machines that tell them exactly what they want to feel and how they want to act.”

https://www.writersdigest.com/write-better-fiction/anybody-vs-anyone-vs-somebody-someone-grammar-rules

his girlfriend shared two things he found bitter

shes a tough nut

Harmony is secured through sameness.

                                           not any kind of harmony he would pursue

A pure mind obeys without question.

                                        couldnt find a more impure mind than hisOBEY

anythingeverythings to be questioned

he asked the stupid questions while others sat silently

                                                           talk about leading from behind

ask authorities who had to contend with him

                                                  but then

tainting her opened her eyes

                                Youre so much smarter than me

Youre gonna make one helluva bitch

Ya think so?

I know so

              Youll set people up because theyll think your nothing but a pretty face

Teeing themselves up devastateem

                                       Take no prisoners

A waste of time an resources

That’s brutal.

Thas true  Turn it round

                                 You expect mercy

No Yashoudnt

                Why you shoudnt surrender submit  be taken prisoner

Truths brutal

                 Even when you attempt tenderly

You think tender but youre not on the receiving end Ive witnessed perceived slights go apeshit

Then their latent stumbling attempts at sorry

                                           No thanks   Save your breath

 

she exceeded his expectations

made him smile

                  You’re girlfriend’s a real bitch.

Goodlookin too

                  Im mighty proud of her

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6tzP2cIMzo&t=2s

Whipsawed  Witsawed

                              Neither sounds pleasant

What are you mumbling about

You heard  Any insight

Insight?  You make me laugh.

Howbout you make me laugh for once

                                         Comic relief    Pressure valve  relief

So I don turn this angst against someone undeserving  In the wrong place at the wrong time

Some people would call that an accident.

Thad be an excuse

                       Id plead guilt

Plead extenuating circumstances?

    Thad be an excuse

Mama told me to watch my temper

You a hothead?

No

      Although time between perceived provocation an reaction nearly instantaneous

I have hard boundaries

Impermeable

Not a good look

But for the most part have served me well

                                               You

I steer clear of confrontation.

I am confrontation

Idea why?

Lefthanded

              It aint racism but borders it

At least while I was growinup

                                 Not other kids

Adults

Who youd think woud know betterwhich briskly eroded any sense of respect for my eldersfuck tha

An elderslogically were teachers

Education was a long long road

As a kid I feared theyd flunk me for sheer spite

Fifthsixth grade  It occurred to me why woud they want a second round second helping

                                                                                             Realising tha

I marshalled fearlessly on

Wasnt pretty

              Though  Perversely

I was a sensational example for my little brothers an sistersmy parents  You don’t want to be like him, do you?

Overwhelmingly  They did not

                                   They turned out awfully good

Comparatively speaking

                            he laughed loud and full

    Most people wouldn’t find that funny.

No they woudnt

                  But you shoud understand how easy it is then to make me laugh So fuck  Make me laugh

     

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ruthless dispatch

while reading shund shmate said a buddy in the know a Jewish trash pulp novel took him long enough to find he was interrupted by a flight attendant Excuse me, sir, only strangers called him sir to know him sir would be furthest from their minds would you care for something to drink?

I understand you have Buffalo Trace Bourbon

That’s correct.

May I have three finger neat

Three fingers?

I imagine in translation tha woud be three miniatures

Three?

Three

        Thank you

You’re welcome.

leaning forward to hand him an empty plastic cup her blouse opened eversoslightly  but slight enough

leaning the second time to hand him the three minis evermoresoslightly if she were a barmaid her tip woud be as ample as she

                      Is there anything else I can get you?

You gonnasay

Shaddup

            No thank you

If you should need something else please use the call button overhead.

Your name please

Jenevieve. A J rather than the G.

Ill remember  Thank you Jenevieve

You’re welcome, sir.

Joe

she smiled

               Joe.

Joe  Weak

Nobodys picking up a flight attendant on a redeye

Not if you don try

Im not tryin

               I was being polite

Was it polite looking down her blouse

No  It was male

Male

Do wha we do as I understand it

Woud you do Jenevieve J not G

Sapiosexual

               Not unless her mind matched her beauty

Youre gonna call her beauty window dressings

Woudnt undress unless her intellect inquisitiveness were equals

                                                                         Thasaid

If she were interested shed have hurtles too

Two way street

Wha a guy

A real gent

 

     sipping looking out the porthole altitude thirtythousand feet air temperature minus forty to sixty degrees below zero Fahrenheit not since growing up in Minnesota delivering newspapers had he have to contend with that temperature

                                  he missed the route the people not the temp

moonblued clouds were stacked  others sprawledspread out

the book closed on his finger

his eyes fluttered

Buffalo was doing its trick

too many late night early mornings of excitement for this trip for his fathers birthday

he belted what was left in the cup

bookmarked the shund

closed his eyes

                      starkwhite figures approached him

he chuckled in his sleep

                             they approached with intentions he didnt believe were savory

however they didnt know he was a lucid dreamer

                                                       poor bastards

hed make them piss their pants before ruthlesslydispatching them

    

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0949,  Saturday,  7  2. 26

https://shund.org/posts/9

Black Chamber  Teleology  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuZQkjhFdr0

 “A White House staffer erroneously made the post. It has been taken down.”

https://www.ms.now/opinion/trumps-obsession-with-the-obamas-prompts-another-sickening-racist-eruption?cid=eml_mda_20260207&user_email=e4c91d00eead6d858374885584701152a02c6d873bb23bf387b4583a289e5951

has that staffer and the White House formally apologised to the Obamas

has that staffer been fired

staffer anonymous as good as being masked no nametag  no ID badge

                                                                           sounds ripe for ICE

0804,  Saturday,  7  2. 26

https://heathercoxrichardson.substack.com/p/february-6-2026

White House staffer turned out to be felon