No he said to his brother  Ya got to be kiddin me

                                                 he looked apologetically to the proprietor Youll excuse us a moment

Grab your money candy an cigarettes

he walked over to a glass topped displaycase while his brother gingerly picked up the items he wanted to purchase his crumpled money

                                 When youve collected your shit bring it over here

Set it downChrist man whaya thinkin

What? I was paying for the stuf . .

. . Stuff your hand in your pocket pull out a wad of cash set it on the counter tellem  take whaya need

Whaif they took it allpushed your purchase back to ya

                                                            Youd be cool with tha

No.

Donraise your voice Ill knock you into next week Ive shown you how to do this

                                                                                    Start unballing your money

Flatten it out he pressed out what was prior an indistinguishable twenty showing him how

You helping me?

I help you wad it

No.

Answered your question

                            Ill let the folks know were delayed meetem in the restaurant

Keep flattening

 

 

when he returned most of the bills looked like what they were

he helped with three quickly

                                 Okay  Were done

Whas next

                   Weve done this before

he looked at his money spread out across the displaycase

                                                                What?

Order the money  Ones fives tens twenties together

                                                              Thas right

 

And now?

Wha

       Order the money  Small denominations small bills outside larger bills within  inside them

Thas right

Attaboy

Now fold your money in half  Large bills inside

                                                        Thas it  There ya go

You have an approximate idea wha your purchase isguess high  Cigarettes

I don’t know.

Look up there on the marque above them  Threefifty

                                                         Candy bars  Seventynine cents

Callem a buck  Two plus three      Whastha

    Five.

Jah

Plus the fiftycents  Five fiftyjah

Yes.

Ive no idea the tax

                       A buck sixfiftyjah

Yeah, sure.

Wha arya paying with since ya only got paper

 

A five and a one and a one.  Seven dollars.

Peelem off

                Now grab the cigarettes candy bars pay forem

You don like coins putem in the loose change dish up beside the cash register

Ill wait outside

he smilednodded at the proprietor as he left

    they looked confused

 

they didnt know a fraction of it

1013,  Thursday,  18  9. 25

1034,  Saturday,  20  12. 25

Warren Zevon  Lawyers, Guns and Lawyers  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2HH7J-Sx80